Mondays...The days I wish I had a pair of brain jumper cables.
I'm not entirely sure why, but Mondays are notoriously slow for me.
I'm usually tired from being "on" all weekend. Company visiting. Or going to work functions, or dinners with my man, or just running all over town, running errands, or catching up on the never ending pile of laundry...Then comes Monday morning, and there is never enough coffee or Diet Coke in the world that could to get my brain to function at full capacity.
Honestly, I was thinking so slowly I hardly moved all day.
Perhaps I should have taken a nap, or something.
I did manage to re-read my Work-in-Progress (WIP), the yet to be titled Supernatural Mystery that I'm telling my writer's group is Nancy Drew meets Ghost Hunters. When I got ever-so-distracted with rewrites on another project, and then the release of Shut Up, the WIP sat in limbo (languishing at 18,000 words on page 75).
SIDE NOTE: My 10 y/o daughter asked me one day what my next book was about, so I told her. What I didn't know was that she then went to school and told all her friends I was working on a "ghost story" and now everyday after school (no joke!) she asks me if I'm done yet because her friends want to read it when I'm through.
Oh, kids!
If only it were that simple!
The last time she asked I actually snapped at her, the poor kid.
"Don't nag me!"
Anyway, I re-read it today and as I had stated in a previous blog post, the voice is strong, the story is creepy, it's still fun - it still made me laugh (I haven't written the part that will make you cry, yet), and then I re-examined the outline and plot scene breakdown to see if I could just pick up where I left off, and silly ole' me - I should have figured - it's Monday Brain Dead Day!
What's the expression?
No way in hell!
Despite my best efforts, I wrote only 1,000 new words, and even then, I was phoning it in. Hence, I will have to come back on a full-powered brain day and repair the scene, but at least it's a start.
I always over-estimate how "easy" it will be to pick up right where you left off. It's not. It takes me days of thinking to get back into the new book groove, and even then, I'm kind of hoping I'll have news on another project by then, and will (hopefully) have to put the WIP on the back burner AGAIN, so I might just be wasting the brain power anyway - but at least I attempted, and at least I have a 75 (now 80) page head start, and a workable outline and scene breakdown, and at least I have the ability to sit down and do it...
Eventually...
After my brain kicks in...
When ever that might be...
Let's be frank - I do my best work on Thursdays and Fridays.
I know this and yet I still try to recreate that productivity on a Monday.
Silly me.